Vh1 Rock of Love

Here is the official description of the guarenteed hit from Vh1, Bret Michaels: Rock of Love

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"Since 1986 when MTV introduced the world to the blue-eyed lead singer of Poison, women around the world have worshiped Bret Michael's as a veritable Rock God. Never out of the spotlight, Bret's career is still rocking with Poison and as a successful solo artist and the women are still lining up in hopes of a lying down with the sexy star. But the demands of life-on-the-road for the ultimate rocker have taken a toll...on his love life.Twenty lucky ladies will get their chance for an All-Access pass to Bret Michaels' heart and to share in all his superstar lifestyle. Bret will invite twenty handpicked beautiful women to move into his rock and roll palace in the Hollywood Hills and compete for his heart. They must win over his mind and his body by proving their love for Bret, their passion for rock and their potential to be the perfect "Rock Star Girlfriend." Each week, Bret will design challenges to test the girls' ability to adapt to the true rock 'n roll life. Not always red carpets and award shows, who will best adapt to life in a cramped, grungy tour bus with Bret and his roadie buddies? Who can handle the competition from outrageous, and sometimes hotter groupies? Who can keep her cool around his famous friends? Who can best contribute to his music? Who's not afraid to get down and dirty with him in one of his extreme sports competitions. And perhaps most vital - who will always look smokin' hot doing it? The girls who best meet Bret's needs shall be rewarded with exclusive gifts, dates and travels worthy of a music superstar. Over several weeks, Bret will offer the women who rock his world VIP passes allowing them to remain in his home - and his heart. The women who don't will be sent packing. Competition will be ferocious - for in the end only one lady will walk away a true Rock Star Girlfriend."

Feeding the Hunger

For those of us this summer who find ourselves at home bored and feeling a bit hungry, but knowing that if we head to that food cabinet we will come out with the cookie dough and ice cream and the sack of 50 lbs of fat, so as every American at home does to quench their hunger, they watch the Food Network. But that can always get us upset as to how Rachael Ray is able to make those 30 minute meals and not stain her clothing, and we being humans always love competition we can look forward to Season 3 of Top Chef on the Bravo Channel which premieres Tonight June 13 10/9c.

Charm School or Prom School?

Following last Sunday's Flavor of Love Girls : Charm School elimination ceremony which showed the boot to the lovely Bootz who was eliminated for her "cockiness and attitude" according to the host, Monique. It turns out that Buckey or "Shay" opened the can of worms and spilt the secret to Monique of who took the picture thanks to her conscience, although after attempts to help her friend Larissa aka Bootz play the game to get Monique to pity her and forgive her for her sins, all didn't play out as Shay hoped. So we end it with Shay sending a message to her friend telling her to "kick rocks and Deuces..." I don't understand this so please help me decipher the message, it could possibly be some sort of clue to the end of the world...We can all look forward though to this upcoming Sunday where we get to see the girls glam up for a set up Prom where they have to figure out which of possibly 5 or more men are thugs and players and pick the "true man" from the pack, as if there are any true men left in this world? If that doesn't entice your desires then you can look forward to seeing the slut Pumkin' looking as always, and acting like the total whore she is. If I had to make a prediction, I'd have to guess that this weeks elimination ceremony has Pumkin in the hot seat and not only that, but out the door with her bags packed.

Kathy Griffin : My Life on the D-List

Today, Tuesday June 5, Bravo is having a marathon of Kathy Griffin's My Life on the D-List previous season 2 which all will lead up to a special comedy hour of Kathy Griffin and then the premiere of season 3 of Kathy Griffin : My Life on the D-List at 10:00 eastern.Tonight's episode is guaranteed to discuss how Kathy Griffin's marriage had ended with Matt and then moves to how she had pull herself together and unleash her "inner publicity whore." This season of Kathy appears to be as hilarious as its previous seasons based on the first episode which can be viewed before tonight's television airing on the Bravo Website. Also like in the previous year Kathy is having a public vote to get her off the D-List (Remember the infamous sex tape she made with last years winning choice?) This time though we get to vote on who should Kathy date to get off the D-List with choices of Sanjaya, Mario Lopez, K-Fed, Larry Birkhead, or Prince William it looks to have an interesting outcome either way although with current votes Sanjaya is in the lead with an astonishing 71% of the votes, Yikes! You can vote for who Kathy should date here.

New Twist on Flavor of Love

At first we had Flavor of Love then with the startling (cough) ending we looked forward to Flavor of Love 2. Which led many wanting more from Ms. New York and led to the obvious reality hit I Love New York! Now with all of that in the past and dreams of the next season we have yet another Reality T.V. show to entice our desires, which appears to be another spin-off of the popular Flavor of Love we now are presented with the soon to be hit Reality Show, VH1's "Rock of Love with Bret Michaels." With recent television promotions of the show advertising its July 16 release the viewer is acknowledge to the soon to be drama of rocker loving girls who to quote on of the contestants "want a piece of rocker ass." The show will undoubtedly be a hit and as one never pulls answers out of the air, I present you with evidence from a press release, hidden from me until today, officially from Vh1, it looks like we have much to look forward to in the later half of our summer.

"POISON'S BRET MICHAELS TO ADMINISTER A DOSE OF LOVE ON NEW REALITY SERIES: February 13, 2007 Hot on the heels of VH1's record breaking hits, "Flavor of Love" and "I Love New York," comes a fresh new take on this wildly exciting relationship show. Known as the bandana-clad, blue- eyed lead singer/songwriter from one of today's legendary rock bands, Bret Michaels has been handpicked by VH1 and producers Mark Cronin & Cris Abrego to take this series to all new heights of rock-n-roll insanity! The hard-rockin' Poison front man is looking for a woman who can truly keep up with his rock-n- roll lifestyle and not become jealous of his one true passion -- performing which has been the reason for and destruction of most of his relationships. As VH1's hottest eligible bachelor, a bevy of beauties will vie to win his heart in the new series "Rock of Love with Bret Michaels" premiering in July. With twenty years of continuous multi-platinum success, sold-out tours and a couple of high-profile relationships that never led to the altar, Michaels is ready to wear his heart on his sleeve. The series will focus on the never- before-revealed private side of Michaels. With that said, the casting executives have received an overwhelming response from female fans of all ages. Residing with Michaels in his Los Angeles rock palace, these women will be tested on their devotion to him and their love and understanding of all that is rock-n-roll. To help narrow the field, Michaels will put these women through various challenges. The ladies who win these challenges will join Michaels on some wild and exclusive excursions, while those who can't hang like true backstage VIPs will be escorted out in bona fide rock star fashion. Whether it's partying on the tour bus, jetting-off to a sun-kissed beach, or hanging with Michaels' celebrity friends, this 10-part series follows these lucky ladies on the rollercoaster ride of their lives. They'll all get a taste of living the rock star life, but in the end, only one lucky lady will win an all access pass to his heart. VH1.com and VSPOT, VH1's broadband channel (http://vspot.vh1.com) will be home to show information, exclusive video content and sneak peeks of the series beginning this summer. For additional information on Bret Michaels, please visit http://bretmichaels.com. VH1's "Rock of Love with Bret Michaels" is created and executive produced by Mark Cronin and Cris Abrego for Mindless Entertainment and 51 Pictures, who also produce the record-breaking "Flavor of Love," "I Love New York," "The Surreal Life" and "My Fair Brady." Ben Samek also executive produces for the company. The production teams' programming launched VH1 into their highest ratings ever and their ratings continue to outperform their previous successes. Jeff Olde, Jill Holmes, Kristen Kelly, Leah Horwitz and Michael Hirschorn oversee the series for VH1."